The Big Bang Theory
Alright, my boss says you have to either order or leave and never come back.
What would you recommend for someone who worked up a man-sized
appetite from a morning of weight training and cardio funk?
A shower.
I'll take the heart-smart platter.
Alright, thank you. And Sheldon?
We don't eat here. I don't know what's good.
Well, it's all good. - Statistically unlikely.
Just get a hamburger. You like hamburgers.
I like the hamburgers where we usually have hamburgers.
You can't make the assumption that I like the hamburgers here.
I'm sorry. Give me my hamburger.
Which one? The classic burger, the ranch house burger, the barbecue burger or the Kobe burger?
Can't we just go to Big Boy?
They only have one burger. The Big Boy.
Well, the barbecue burger is like the Big Boy.
Excuse me. In a world that already includes a Big Boy, why would I settle for something like a Big Boy?
Because you are not to act Big Boy.
Fine. I'll have the barbecue burger.
Make it two. - Waitresses don't yell at you at Big Boy.