Let's take a look at this performance, by me, from an old TV show called City Bus Nights.

Hi, sorry to interrupt.What is it, boy?

Mason Thornsmith is having a major press conference right now

about the Platinum Music Awards.

They're streaming it on the slap.

We are conducting a worldwide search for a fresh, young talent

who will begin the award show with an original song.

So, for the next 48 hours, we'll be accepting online video auditions.

I try to read your mind But I don't want to waste your time

Click.

Shelter my eyes from the sun

And wait for the birds to fly by

I like it.

Please won't you cheer me up

Oh, even if we're the only ones dancing

Over there, over there, there's Tori with that large sandwich.

There's my girl.

What's going on?

Tori Vega?

How would you like to sing the opening number