Will you marry me?

Yes, perfect. And then you're engaged.

You pop the champagne. You drink a toast. You have sex on the kitchen floor.

Don't have sex on our kitchen floor.

Good. Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted.

Dude, are you kidding? It's you and Lily.

I've been there for all the big moments of you and Lily.

The night you met, your first date, other first things.

Yeah, sorry. We thought you were asleep.

It's physics, Marshall. If the bottom bunk moves, the top bunk moves, too.

You're getting engaged tonight.

Yeah.

What are you doing tonight?

What was I doing?

Your Uncle Marshall was taking the biggest step of his life, and me?

I'm calling up your Uncle Barney.

Hey, so you know how I've always had a thing for half Asian girls?

Well, now I've got a new favorite.

Lebanese girls.

Lebanese girls are the new half Asians.