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You guys, Chandler's coming.

And he says he has, like, this incredible news.

So when he gets here, let's all act like, you know-- - Hey. - Hey.

Never mind, but it was gonna be really good.

- What's going on? - What is it?

So it's a typical day at work.

I'm in putting my numbers and Big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor.

- That is great! - Oh, my God! - Congratulations! - So... I quit.

- Why? Why? - Why?

Why? This was supposed to be a temp job.

Yeah, Chandler, you've been there for five years.

If I took this promotion, it would be like admitting that this is what I actually do.

So was it a lot more money?

It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until 12 o'clock at night worrying about the weenus.

The-- the weenus?

Weakly estimated net usage systems.

It's a processing term.

Oh, that weenus.

Okay, so what are you gonna do?

I don't know. That's the thing.