- Can I use your phone? - Yeah.

But for future reference, that thing in your hand can also be used as a phone.

Yes, it's working.

Why isn't she calling me back?

Maybe she never got your message.

You know, if you want, you can call her machine.

And if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet.

You don't think that makes me seem a little... Desperate, needy, pathetic?

Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad.

- How many beeps? - She answered.

You see, this is where you'd use that "hello" word we talked about.

I'm not gonna talk to her. She obviously got my message and is choosing not to call me.

Now I'm needy and snubbed.

God, I miss just being needy.

- Hey. - Hey.

- Hey. - How'd he take it?

Pretty well, actually.

- Uh, Rach? - Yeah?

How come you have dental floss in your hair?

- Oh, do I? - Uh-huh.