So Saturday night, the big night

Date night, Saturday night, Saturday night

- No plans, huh?

- Not a one.

- Not even say breaking up with Janice.

- Oh, right, right.

Shut up.

- Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone.

You just gotta do it.

- No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know?

I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's a horrible, awkward moment

when you've handed her the note, and...

- Why do you have to break up with her?

Be a man, just stop calling.

- If you want, I'll do it with you.

- Oh, thanks, but I think she'd feel like we're ganging up on her.

- No, I mean, you break up with Janice, and I'll break up with Tony.

- Tony? - Oh, you break up with Tony?

- Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know?

I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or I don't know.