This guy says "hello," I wanna kill myself.

Are you okay, sweetie?

I just feel like someone reached down my throat grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth

And tied it around my neck. - Cookie?

Carol moved her stuff out today.

Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks.

No. No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura.

Just leave my aura alone, okay?

I'll be fine. All right? Really. I hope she'll be very happy.

No, you don't. - No, I don't. To hell with her. She left me!

And you never knew she was a lesbian.

No! Okay?

Why does everyone keep fixating on that?

She didn't know. How should I know?

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.

Did I say that out loud?

All right, Ross. Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now.

You're angry. You're hurting.

Can I tell you what the answer is?

Strip joints!